Beelzeblog
Posted by Rube | 12 December, 2003
Ok, on the one hand, I'm sad. Sad, because I really wanted this blog name. On the other hand, I'm happy. Happy, because I randomly stumbled onto that piece of blogdom which had been missing in my life.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
On the third hand, however, I'm very confused. Confused, because it seems that every domain name I want to register is already, in some other sphere, a well-known porno site. I submit to you xoffender.com and youbitch.com, neither of which are safe for work, yet both of which are easily confused with my own, independently-registered non-porn domains xoffender.de and youbitch.org.
The question is, of course, whether this is just some sort of perverts' zeitgeist, or if, indeed, the highest order of probability in the Internet belongs to porn. What's the most common sort of webpage? Porn. What's the most common sort of email? Porn Spam. What comprises well over 75% of my browser cache? Stock Quotes. Ok, ok, it's porn. I feel myself to be a pawn, nay, a victim of statistics.
I'm at a loss.