According to Googlism:

rube is a tribute to rube goldberg rube is a twisted programming language named after rube goldberg rube is driven by greed rube is a strange convert to the jacked thoughts army rube is one of the best kept dining secrets in the western region of quebec rube is the only living cartoonist and humorist to have been so honored rube is a man of charm rube is life rube is considered to be an awkward unsophisticated person rube is an expert in broadcast journalism rube is down rube is just another way of saying fool rube is young and handsome rube is a giant 8x8x8 replica of a rubik's cube that skot and tollef made for bm last year rube is cool rube is young and handsome so new to your bedroom floor you know damn well where you'll go rube is spritey rube is a wonder rube is still impressed by that? rube is probably the way to go rube is like putty in our hands rube is a hottie rube is of fire with dog eat dog rube is not a boob today

(via Jim Goad)

Meet Maddox. Maddox rules. He likes himself, but he doesn't like feminists, the Matrix, vegetarians, or just about anything else he writes about.

Not that that's bad. I don't like anything either. I just find it interesting that someone who is a programmer, a perfectionist, and uses vi to make his webpage can create such startlingly bad HTML. Granted, the page isn't meant to showcase his web design abilities; it's meant to show the world how cool he is and how lame it is. At least I think that's the point. I just read it for shit like this.

Maddox even has the following comment in his pages: <!-- The code to this page is a piece of shit, I know there are a lot of things I could change and do better but I just don't care/have time.-->

Fair enough. The code really is a train wreck. There's font tags in the HEAD, for the cgi-generated pages there isn't even an HTML tag. For all that, it looks great in lynx. There's even ALT tags for the navigation.

At least he doesn't use a pussified FrontPage-wannabe like Movable Type.

So, there's this goober on the radio, and he's talking about legalizing hemp. It's a wonder crop, apparently. You can make clothes out of it, oil, fuel for cars, paper, just about anything!

Amazing! Unbelievable! But you know, when I look at these guys, I don't really think they want it legalized so they can make a shirt out of it. Why don't they just say, "Legailze pot, cause we wanna get high, and don't wanna get no heat from the man"? Why do they have to build a car that runs on the stuff?

Scott say:

I am a man, a man I'll give ya somethin' that ya won't forget I said ya shouldn't have worn that dress I said ya shouldn't have worn that dress

I know you want what's on my mind I know you like what's on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know, you know, you know, you know

Here I come, I come, I come

I am, I am, I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I gonna get close to you You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?