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Legalize It!

Posted by Rube | 5 April, 2004

So, there's this goober on the radio, and he's talking about legalizing hemp. It's a wonder crop, apparently. You can make clothes out of it, oil, fuel for cars, paper, just about anything!

Amazing! Unbelievable! But you know, when I look at these guys, I don't really think they want it legalized so they can make a shirt out of it. Why don't they just say, "Legailze pot, cause we wanna get high, and don't wanna get no heat from the man"? Why do they have to build a car that runs on the stuff?

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