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My Boyfriend's Rectum Recto This Night

Posted by Rube | 3 December, 2004

Hello, this is Augie typing. I just finished feeding my spousal unit with kidney beans and now try to conquer his new beloved blogging software - anyone of you ever heard of ecto? Don't know anything about it except that he - my boyfriend - would not say:

"What's wrong with two Delhaize* bags and a bit of string ?"

... if I would ask him to go shopping with me for a new bra.

* - Tescos, for example.

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 63.7
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 8.4
SMOG:8.8
Coleman Liau:14.32