A Conversation in a Bar
Posted by Rube | 8 December, 2004
HIM: This Bush, he's a crazed religious fundamentalist! He said that he was 'chosen by God' to lead the United States against the Arab horde!
ME: Well, I don't think he ever actually used the words 'Arab horde'
HIM: Yes, he rules America like a puritan. But you know what the 10 Commandments are?
ME: Well, most of them
HIM: Love your neighbor like yourself, for example. Or thou shalt not kill.
ME: Ok...
HIM: And he doesn't hold himself to these rules!
ME: So, what you're telling me, is that you hate Bush because he doesn't run America like a religious fundamentalist?
HIM: Exactly!
ME: ...
HIM: ...
ME: So, how 'bout that crazy tax system, huh?
HIM: What about it?