"Well-known Islamic scholar" Sheikh Ayed Al-Qarni tells us westerners the ugly, ugly truth: Women Driving Cars Is a Sinful Thing.

I do not see women driving cars in our country because of the consequences that would spring from it such as the spread of corruption, women uncovering their hair and faces, mingling between the sexes, men being alone with women and the destruction of the family and society in whole."

I have to admit, I was skeptical at first. I mean, really, how could women driving lead to the spread of corruption? Then I thought about some of the women drivers I've seen, including my mother, and the effect they have on pure, law-abiding men. I've seen many a decent, upstanding fellow lose his religion after being nearly side-swiped by some little Dunwoody Princess putting on her goddamn lipstick in the rear-view mirror while driving her bastard Mercedes down the Interstate like a runaway Conestoga.

Now, them Muslims, they know how to communicate with a woman like that: with the back of your hand! Get that corruption outta here, Jezebel!

(Via Little Green Footballs)

Democratic Presidential Candidate Joe Lieberman has just crossed the border into Assland. That rotten little bastard is using Referrer Spam to try and boost his woefully floundering campaign. The proof? I found this in my logs:

..."http://www.joe2004.com" "StarProse Referrer Advertising System 2004"...

Joe, get this straight: Of all the Democratic candidates, you were the only one who I would've considered voting for. Referrer Spam is a dirty trick, and I declare it dishonest and intrusive. You've lost one vote, my man, and gained nothing.

Cut it out.

From the Telegraph:

The suspect told police the two victims, who were shot in the head shortly after morning prayers, had made statements insulting his honour and that of his wife.

And let's not forget: The Turks are "Moderates" in the world of Islam. RoPMA.