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Script Kiddies

Posted by Rube | 3 July, 2004

Super. Hugh Hewitt got defaced by a bunch of idiot script kiddies. I hate this kind of vandalism. It's just another form of grafitti, which is one of my pet peeves. The world is not your canvas, and nobody likes you just because you're a 23-year-old virgin who knows where to download rootkits from USENET.

Maybe they should take the Artist Formerly Known as Baby-Jumping Chickenman's grandfatherly advice for misguided sociopaths:

I'd like to suggest a new, more straight-forward area of interest, The Friends Club. As a member of The Friends Club, you determine whether or not another stranger is a member by uttering the code words, "Will you be my friend?" If they are another member of The Friends Club they will respond, "Sure, wanna go bowling or something?"

Hugh's not their first victim. They've apparently got way too much time on their hands.

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