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Party Over

Posted by Rube | 23 June, 2004

This might just be the best blog entry...evar. I don't say that lightly, as I consider my own work to be the zenith of western philosophy. But, realistically, aside from a few Oxford commas, what really differentiates the men from the boys in the quaintly-bemonikered "blogosphere"? You have the greats, no doubt: The "Velociman" does indeed "use his tongue purdierna two-dollar whore"*, if I may be so bold as to quote the belovd Slim Pickens vehicle, "Les Setts Flambs". Another great adventurer of the soul is "Protein Wisdom" who, though a Jew, manages to express his "ideas" in an art that doesn't scream "Catskills". Recommended, if only with certain obvious reservations.


*-'purdierna' is a term, probably deriving from the Latin, of comparative aesthetics from the southeastern United States that means, "more pleasing than". And yes, I'm drunk as I'm writing this.

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 49.52
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 9.7
SMOG:12.1
Coleman Liau:15.53