Ryan, You Belong In Hell!

Ryan, the Gay Punk, Say:

My name is Ryan and this is my personal web site for selling my used sneakers and socks.

So begins a hair-raising, mind-boggling, and above all meal-ruining express-elevator trip into the Hell of the Many Things You Never Wanted to See, Not Even Accidentally™.

Much like an H.P. Lovecraft survivor-character, or a witness before the House Un-American Activities Committe, I shall not reveal the source of that map, nor the connections between myself and this horrible leftover of the Old Ones.

And no, I did not order his picture CD. It's feet, for the love of Sweet Jesus.