Wow, who woulda thunk it? The Germans have spoken out in a recent poll by the popular online news source, Spiegel Online, and they just love George Bush.

On the other hand, there might have been some ballot box-stuffing going on, engineered by certain unnamed lizardoids

At any rate, Spiegel has now decided to run an interesting story on Democratic nominee-to-be, John "Baby Kisser" Kerry, and his man-handling by the jackbooted thugs of the neocon cabal.

I posted six weeks ago that Alexa was dissin' me, putting me at position 3,261,621, approximately 3,190,346 spots behind the Peter Pan Guy.

Well, Sally's starting to feel the heat! In six short weeks, I've climbed 1,093 spots in Alexa's rankings, leaving only 3,189,253 between me and total victory!

At this rate, I shall overtake Peter Pan Guy in...336.67891803 years!!!

He's hearing footsteps!