Guys my age who want to sound politically savvy now have something to talk about other than prostate problems: SNL's Pathological Liar Guy. What was that guy's name? Jon Lovitz, I think. Anybody who watched SNL in the 80s will instantly think about this guy when they hear that John Kerry said that he dated Morgan Fairchild.

Holism can be a bitch.

Today is the internation day of commies and pinkos. Did you know that Earth-Day is actually the celebration of Lenin's Birthday? Me neither.

So, let's start this new year of the Worker with a little joke.

What's the medical term for the skin around a vagina?

A woman.