One small tip:  Don't win your World Series so early in the century.  It only makes it harder for the fans. 

According to this article at Little Green Footballs, not only are Canadians in Afghanistan, they actually name their special forces, "Princess Pats".

Princess Pats?  Homos. 

Only a crazed, bloodthirsty Hitler guy could do something so monstrous, so eee-ville.  Kinda makes me want to vote twice.  Again.