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2005: The Year in Review

Posted by Rube | 31 December, 2005

Let's take a look at the resolutions I made last year:

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  1. I did in fact make a half-assed attempt to stop smoking in early July. Check.
  2. I called my mom once or twice. And anyway, she's over here now, so what the hell.
  3. I visited Europe this year, for basically the whole year.
  4. I think Jeckyll took care of this one for me.
  5. I don't want to think about number 5. I had to throw that spoon away.
  6. Number 6, oh, yeah, that was fun. I need to do that more often.
  7. Too much.
  8. Not enough.
  9. Juussssst right.
  10. Didn't come up, unfortunately, but I was prepared.



So so, 9 out of 10 ain't bad for a list of New Year's Broken Promises. Let's see what kind of softballs I throw myself for 2006!

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 70.8
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 5.6
SMOG:8.3
Coleman Liau:10.64