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Things that have happened while I was away

Posted by Rube | 11 January, 2005

In no particular order:

  • My nephew is 6 feet tall
  • My niece can drive
  • My mother turns 60
  • My prostate starts acting up
  • Dubya gets elected
  • The World Trade Center is destroyed
  • Beyoncé
  • My best friend stops being a bartender and starts being a high school history teacher
  • Janet Jackson's tit
  • WiFi
  • Windows XP
  • The Jawja Blogfest
  • Iraq
  • Dubya getting elected again
  • Scott Williams dies
  • My mother turns 66
  • My brother gets old
  • My old company goes out of business
  • Y2K
  • Blackberries
  • Rathergate
  • Afghanistan
  • Arry Leonard Williams dies
  • Enron

What, I gotta come over there and beat y'all into shape?

UPDATE: The Red Sox did what?

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 15.14
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 24.9
SMOG:0.0
Coleman Liau:15.45