Middle-east Beauty Pageants

Gak! That's one ugly chick, right there. Probably best for everybody that she blew herself up. It would've been better, of course, if she'd done it all by herself, but Muslims are like that. It doesn't really matter what you do, as long as you take a couple of Jews with you.

Looking at that picture:

Reminded me of nothing so much as:

"Promised me the moon and the stars, 'e did..."