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After Which He Went Right Back to Sleep

Posted by Rube | 6 May, 2005

Tv Donald-Herbert 5May05 15

Nearly a decade after being left virtually speechless, a firefighter in Buffalo, New York, has suddenly started talking. Doctors are stunned, and trying to fully understand how the change came about.

The Red Sox did what?

Tim Berners-who?!

Atlanta? That bunch of grits-eatin', banjo-playin inbreds? Atlanta?!

Jesus, you mean to tell me you can't even smoke in bars in the freakin' Bowery anymore?

Put me back to sleep, fer chrissakes!

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