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A Minor Observation

Posted by Rube | 1 February, 2006

A lot of people don't realize this, but when it's 4°F outside, you can smoke a cigarette in, like, 45 seconds. It basically involves optimizing workflow. When you cut out all the John Wayne grimaces, the french inhaling, the smoke rings, you've trimmed the cigarette down to its absolute barest essence; and it keeps you from getting the rats from nicotine withdrawal.

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 58.32
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 10.4
SMOG:13.6
Coleman Liau:9.63