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German Blog Meet

Posted by Rube | 22 February, 2006

I'm on the road today, in beautiful Düsseldorf, visiting a blog-reading for the largest five or six blogs in Germany. For some reason, they won't be reading from mine, probably because I tend to use the word 'twat' too much for German society.

No matter, as with a little ingenuity one can ruin any gathering. My baby and I will be sure to load up on Altbier and curry-wurst before loping into the seminar dressed as suicided bombers. It is Karneval, after all.

I'll be filing a report from the Düsseldorf hoosegow tomorry.

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 63.49
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 8.4
SMOG:12.2
Coleman Liau:7.77