First Fatwa Issued

Got a big fish to start off the Hillbilly Jihad with: one Mr. Scott Adams, author of Dilbert.

I suppose he thinks this caricature of our people is funny:

But one of our (unfortunately rather sour, humorless) operatives set him straight:

Your cartoon “killed” an inebriated hillbilly. He was lying on a log with a jug at his side (probably moonshine?) and wearing bib overalls. He was booted off the log into a chasm and a certain fate. Now, let me ask you a question. Would you have drawn that cartoon of a drunk Irishman, a Jew, a black person, an Hispanic person?

It's not quite the beheading I was hoping for, but, you know, baby steps.