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Posted by Rube | 26 January, 2006

I have no idea why this is so funny, but it's good for chuckles.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rube!

  1. Europe is the only continent that lacks Rube.
  2. A Rubeometer is used to measure Rube.
  3. Ideally, Rube should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Rube can not.
  5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Rube, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
  6. The most dangerous form of Rube is the bicycle.
  7. Rubeocracy is government by Rube.
  8. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Rube!
  9. Rube is worth his weight in gold - literally!
  10. Ostriches stick their heads in Rube not to hide but to look for water.
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