I might actually send this one off to the printers:

via the Mad Mulleteer.

Every now and then, you're just cruising along, reading posts and drinking your beer, and the you come across something so foul, so hideous, so dizzyingly revolting you have to read it twice.

Quite often, that something has sentences like this in it:

She had about 8 inches of calf tongue hanging out of her...crotch

At Stevie's place, you never know what you're gonna get. And no, it's not a guest post by Velociman, I already checked.

That means new hotness, currently being announced at the Expo in San Francisco, and which will shortly be available in the Apple online store. No matter what you hear, don't let me near a credit card 'til the storm blows over, and the Keynote is but a mem'ry.

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Autobahn Fun!