Mother's Day

My mom is the best mom in the world. If you happen to think differently, well, to each their own, but you're wrong. She's pretty, she's crazy, she's funny, and she's got two good-looking sons who love her dearly. She put up with a mountain of crap raising us, and came out smelling like a rose. Well, except for that one time that she beat me though I didn't deserve it. Not that I'd remind her about that, but you know.

Here's to you mom. In a perfect world, I'd come over today, and hang out in the kitchen, listening to the washer run, talking about anything and everything, and we'd watch the sun go down in the back yard with a pot of fresh coffee, and a mutual love of night air and whippoorwills.

My mom is awesome.