Men Explained
Posted by Rube | 4 November, 2006
Sometimes, it's so simple to be a dude:
Like I said, once you start those male hormones flowing, you reduce what little brain the poor man has to something terribly, terribly primitive. That reptilian brain can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, feels no pity, or remorse, or fear, and absolutely will not stop, ever, until it has succeeded in injecting a healthy dose of genetic material into your poonanny.If men were computers, they would have what's known as a Reduced Instruction Set. You save a lot of cycles that way.