Some things really should be the same in all languages.

For the non-German speakers, that means "Do not stand here, because huge amounts of snow will fall from the roof of this building and crush you like a bug."

Ace is pondering the ways and wiles of the political anthem. The current wisdom seems to be that right-wingers don't have a real anthem that fucking rocks. Somebody ain't been paying attention. I submit Big Man with a Gun, by noted conservative celebrity and pro-gun activist, Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails.

I am a big man
(yes I am)
and I have a big gun
got me a big old Dick and I
I like to have fun
held against your forehead
I'll make you suck it
maybe I'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it
I can reduce you if I want
I can devour
I'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the power
I'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehow
me and my fucking gun
nothing can stop me now
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to come all over you
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun

It positively drips everything good about American values and conservatism onto the floor, somebody bring me a fucking sponge, man, I'm getting weepy over here.

Plus, it's got a better beat than the Horst Wessel Lied.

What's fucking rocking in iTunes right now?

Big Man With A Gun from the album "The Downward Spiral" by Nine Inch Nails

Cobby is rating herself. I find it refreshing how open and honest bloggers can be about their private lives. I won't give away all the juicy parts, but here's something to whet your appetite:

Oral: 8 - Accompanied by the comment, "You can do more. Show it."

Kids today...

Poking around at a site belonging to the girlfriend of a twat, I noticed that the #7 Word for 2004 was 'peloton'; which means, as anyone who reads Velociworld knows, "a list of bloggers sorted by penis size, in ascending order."

Next time I pass out at my girlfriend's apartment, remember to hide the laptop first...